If your best friend offered you a free weekend on a cruise ship, you’d go – wouldn’t you?
This EXCLUSIVE companion novella to the Rub-a-Dub-Dub series follows Emily Underwood – Norfolk’s most unfortunate food inspector as she goes on a most unusual cruise by mistake.
Currently suspended from her job as an inspector at the Food Standards Agency after an incident which saw Delia Smith’s flagship restaurant closed down, Emily is offered a free weekend on a cruise ship. She jumps at the chance, but things aren’t quite as they seem.
An alcoholic broken-hearted Captain, an ex-Army Colonel with a wandering eye, and Emily’s gastro-intestinal emergencies all come together in a hysterical read. Lots of sex, lots of booze, and people from Norfolk. What could possibly go wrong?
A companion piece to the Rub-a-Dub-Dub series, this novella will make you think very carefully about ever going on a cruise. Or anywhere near Great Yarmouth.