Three Maids in a Tub

If your best friend offered you a free weekend on a cruise ship, you’d go – wouldn’t you?

Emily Underwood, currently suspended from her job as an inspector at the Food Standards Agency, is offered a free weekend on a cruise ship. She jumps at the chance, but things aren’t quite as they seem.

An alcoholic broken-hearted Captain, an ex-Army Colonel with a wandering eye, and Emily’s gastro-intestinal emergencies all come together in a hysterical read. Lots of sex, lots of booze, and people from Norfolk. What could possibly go wrong?

This short novel is a companion piece to the Rub-a-Dub-Dub series, and will make you think very carefully about ever going on a cruise. Or anywhere near Great Yarmouth.

This is a companion short novel (153 pages) to the main Rub-a-Dub-Dub series. The first full length book in the series is The Butcher and is available now, as are the other two books – The Baker, and The Candlestick Maker. There’s also a box set available! To purchase any of the books in the series, visit my shop.

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AprilGoodReads Reviewer

This is a hilarious romp with lots of alcohol & sexual humor.