Three Maids in a Tub

Cover of Three Maids in a Tub

If your best friend offered you a free weekend on a cruise ship, you’d go – wouldn’t you?

Emily Underwood, currently suspended from her job as an inspector at the Food Standards Agency, is offered a free weekend on a cruise ship. She jumps at the chance, but things aren’t quite as they seem.

An alcoholic broken-hearted Captain, an ex-Army Colonel with a wandering eye, and Emily’s gastro-intestinal emergencies all come together in a hysterical read. Lots of sex, lots of booze, and people from Norfolk. What could possibly go wrong?

This short novelĀ  is Book One in the Rub-a-Dub-Dub series, and will make you think very carefully about ever going on a cruise.

This is a companion short novel to the main Rub-a-Dub-Dub series. Although it’s technically Book One, the first full length book in the series – The Baker – is available now, as is the follow up – The Baker. The final book in the series (cunningly called The Candlestick Maker) will be released in 2019.

Three Maids in a Tub is available free when you sign up for my mailing list (the form’s in the top-right hand corner!), or if you want to support me and purchase a copy, it’ll be available on Amazon from mid-January 2019.