The Rub-a-Dub-Dub Series

Meet The Butcher, The Baker, and The Candlestick Maker!

“Laugh out loud funny – British comedy at its best!” – by Amazon Customer

This hilarious e-Box Set contains all three full length novels in the Rub-a-Dub-Dub trilogy — The Butcher, The Baker, and finally, The Candlestick Maker.

Join Emily Underwood — probably the most unfortunate Food Inspector in the United Kingdom — and her mostly harmless on/off boyfriend, Andy, as they grapple with homicidal butchers,  militant vegetarian bakers, and a most unusual fitness instructor who also makes candlesticks.

Full of dark humour (spelt with a ‘u’), some odd but very likeable characters, and occasional gory bits, this is satire for today. The trilogy is the perfect companion on a long flight, a beach somewhere warm, or when you just need to kick back, relax, and laugh for a little while.

Over 1,000 pages of humour that will put you off meat, bread, and candlesticks — in that order!


This version contains all three books in the Rub-a-Dub-Dub series, and also the companion short novel – Three Maids in a Tub. The companion short novel is only available via this site – you won’t find it in the shops.

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This version contains all three books in the Rub-a-Dub-Dub series on one fantastic bundle. You can purchase direct, or from most major e-book retailers.

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